Babuc me

It has come to my attention that @babuc is, has always been, and will always be superior to me in every measurable and non-measurable way.

I would like to take this opportunity to answer some of the inevitable questions this raises.

But serein, you seem so cool and Babuc seems so lame!
That's true, to the casual observer it would seem like I am significantly cooler than Streetlights. However, casual observers are confirmed idiots.

But serein, maybe Babuc is just lucky?
He IS lucky. He's lucky I am worse than him. And he's also luckier than I am. That's nothing to be sniffed at.

Is Babuc forcing you to do this?
No. Well, yes. He is forcing me to admit his universal awesomeness by being so awesome. He is not threatening me, he is wowing me. I believe in honesty so I am not going to allow any pretense of equality between us to continue to exist.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMr5UI-aacc

Thank you and goodnight, all hail Babuc.

@genius-editorial-board @pop-genius

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